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  • News in Britain:Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada:Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America:Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain:wat.
  • News in America:Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain:wat
  • News in America:Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada:Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain:Shit Canada.
  • America:You fucked up.
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SO. I just finished watching Kick-Ass for the first time. LOVED IT. everything was just kind of awesome. and I can’t wait for the sequel. and just. unf. aaron johnson. <3 and hit girl is now my spirit animal.
  • One Direction:you're insecure don't know what for
  • Me:do you want a list
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hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but here’s beyonce

and blue’s their baby

(Source: sweetlasers, via funkymarimar)

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credz